retail

Or, how to shop at a department store this week without later being stalked and killed in the parking lot by a disgruntled stock girl.

So I've been pretty damn busy. Started my new job as a retail slave... luckily not in sales, because as we all know that would be dangerous for the customers and anyone else in arm's reach. Nope, I get up wicked-ass early every day and change the thousands of sale signs and make sure stuff is stocked up. I get to decide where new things are placed, too, although there's not been so much of that yet. Hey, it's only the first week. But, this first week has included Black Friday, so it's been pretty stressful.